12.03.2009

Email forward break

Ways to amuse yourself at work:

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender).

Insist that your email address is Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

Write checks with Roman numerals.

Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."

Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."

Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem then launch into it yourself.

Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's more to them than meets the eye."


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1 comments:

Ian Schmidt said... Best Blogger Tips

I may just do some of that at work today... this looks like it might be a slow day at the office.

congratulations again on NaNoWriMo 2009!

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